When it comes to wine, I know you have a lot of choices. I’ve made my career in the wine industry, so I want to be sure that you make the right choice when it comes to choosing a consultant for a wine tasting. That choice would be me, naturally!
Reason #10: When was the last time you had a fun night IN with your friends? Everyone gets excited about a night OUT, but there’s really nothing better than drinking wine with your friends and knowing you don’t have to drive home!
Reason #9: Where else can you get 6 great bottles of wine for just $29.95 (plus tax and shipping)? And just to be clear, I’m talking about G-R-E-A-T wine, not “bottom-of-the-shelf-guaranteed-headache” wine.
Reason #8: Laugh with your friends while I teach you how to “volatize your esters!” No, it doesn’t mean what you just imagined… I’m not that kind of wine lady!
Reason #7a, #7b & #7c: Wine. Cheese. Chocolate. You get the picture.
Reason #6: You get to keep all the leftover wine[1]
Reason #5: Two words: wine nachos. Yep, you’re reading that right – you haven’t lived until you’ve nibbled on my wine nachos. Book me for March or April and I will bring you some of my famous, gooey, cheesy, warm and spicy WINE NACHOS. Gents, I’m already married so don’t get any funny ideas. These nachos are so good they have been known to drive men insane. Just ask my husband.
Reason #4: Don’t have enough wine glasses? No sweat! I’ll bring enough for everyone. Worried that your house is too messy? Just vacuum a path from the front door to the kitchen and your friends will be happy, I promise.
Reason #3: When you host a tasting, I’ll give you a Complimentary Bottle with your order, plus half off Whine Club so you can complain when – Oh wait – that was supposed to be WINE Club. Half off WINE CLUB. But heck, you can call me and dish anytime you like!
Reason #2: Do you know how many bubbles are in a glass of sparkling wine? I’m going to share this and more great information when we gather for the tasting (whether or not you remember it the next day is up to you…).
Reason #1: WE DRINK WINE AND LAUGH. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS INSTEAD OF BOOKING A TASTING?
[1] This was a trick reason! When I host a tasting, there is never any leftover wine because it is so good that it’s consumed to the last drop. There have been, however, several children conceived on record after Wine Shop at Home events, so although you may not have any leftover wine, you may just find yourself with a beautiful addition to your family! Congratulations in advance!