Spouses are amazing! Right?
But… what happens on the days that he (or she) is less amazing? Or, perhaps the times his mere presence is driving you just a little bit crazy? This is normal, people; no matter how in love you are!
Don’t you wish you could crack open a bottle of wine that would pair not only well with some stinky cheese, but also with his annoying behavior? Look no further…we have come up with a list of six wines that pair so well with your spouse’s annoying behavior you may actually want him to bother you!
Annoying Behavior #1: “The Loafing Lover”
You are cleaning up after your spouse while having to plan THE ENTIRE WEEKEND, not to mention that you’re exhausted from reflecting on life’s details… including where your spouse left his keys because he forgot. Again.
Our new Terroir Cellars Bordeaux Wine will solve this dilemma – it holds promise to take you on a mental vacation. Believe me, you won’t even think about those keys!
Get yours HERE.
Annoying Behavior #2: “The Bemused Beau”
He can’t find anything. It can literally be right in front of his face, for example, he’s standing in front of the coffee pot asking where it is (I have a rule now that if my husband asks me to find something and it takes me 30 seconds or less to find it, he has to pay me $10).
Pair your payment collection this with our Moderna Chenin Blanc Let your frustrations relax down a trail of calm of serenity as you celebrate your victory for conquering the highly logical locations of coffee pots.
Annoying Behavior #3: “The Selective Hearing Romeo”
Your spouse has temporally lost his sense of hearing as your children scream and whine throughout the house. Let’s be real – all wines pair well with whiny children! Any wine pairs with that extra-special whine your children have on any given day of the week.
Annoying Behavior #4: “The Sloppy Sweetheart”
Arguably the most annoying spousal behavior is when the person leaves a mess everywhere – my husband despises it when I don’t unfold the towel to let them dry after a shower. Or when I cover our entire 72-inch sink space with my various beauty essentials.
This is my annoying behavior and it is perfectly complimented by the yet to be released Dolcetto. This delicious wine is the ideal companion for my husband when the damp towels and crowded counter become too much. It’s always a fan favorite and also happens to be my husband’s VERY FAVORITE wine.
As expected it sells out very quickly! If you’d like to get on the advance notice list, contact me HERE.
Annoying Behavior #5: “The Forgetful Lover”
We have all done it… forgotten something that’s really important to the other person. Admittedly, I don’t even know my own anniversary. It’s annoying to my husband and there are lots of things that he would want me to remember, but we are only human! Keeping a secret stash of Grand Cadeau Sparkling at home will safeguard you from the guilt.
Our Grand Cadeau sparkling serves as an on-the-fly celebration bubbly. Heck, it’s an “anytime” celebration wine, but even sweeter when it saves your spouse from feeling forgotten. Get it HERE.
Annoying Behavior #6: “The Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde”
There’s the unexpected delay in your travel arrangements, putting you both on edge. His personality turns on a dime and that’s it – you are picking everything apart! Dr. Jekyll has become Mr. Hyde! How to transform back? Your answer is twist top simplicity… not even a corkscrew can complicate it.
Our Screw Top Table Wine is equipped with a twist top for all sorts of emergencies. Just as delicious and even more convenient then ever. Hey, with a two second twist-off, you may even find that you prevent that monster from coming out after all!
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